Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.

1.) Your name?

DK

Donkey Kong!
"Donkey Kong Country was the shit back in its day. ^_^

2.) Your age?

15

One of the worst ages of being a teenager. You are in the middle and you wind up with the most problems that age. You are too young to drive without an adult, cannot go to the prom, and get a part time job like real teenagers. Your head is up your ass and one day you are still a kid watching cartoons and another day you'll like to have sex. This is also the age when most teen problems occur such as anorexia and cutting.
Bob: I am 15... what a crappy age. Only a few months until I turn 16, I can't wait.

3.) One of your friends?

Melissa

Melissa is a Greek name.
In Greek, it means "honey bee."
In Persian, it means "red rose."
The feminine version of "Melisseus", legendary "King of Crete."
In mythology, it is the name of a princess of Crete who was changed into a bee after she learned to collect honey.
Melissa is a princess name.

4.) What should you be doing?

Homework.

Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. (See evil, torture, wrong, cruel, unjust, satan, crap)
my satan teacher gave me crap

Oh hell the frack YEAH.

5.) Favorite colors?

Red

1) a communist
2) CCC tablet (Coricidin, OTC anti-tussive medicine)
1) "You reds!"
2) "He passed out on 48 reds (!)"
(I went with #3 because 1 was BAD, and 2 was boring)

Black

Darkness, a dark colour, the colour of this text is black.

6.) Birthplace?

Alaska

The 49th state in the United States. A great place to live where the crime is low, and where igloos are void (not here). Not to be stereotyped by others, but to be appreciated. Truly a beautiful place.
--If it were the 47th state, we could call it AK-47, I mean c'mon! How cool is that!--
"Hello, friend! From what far off region do you hail?"

"lol alaska, asl?"

7.) Month of your birth?

January

The best month of the year with February right behind.when the coolest/hottest people were born. Also the prettiest time of the year..snow & winter time. Who doesnt love January?

Person 1: Im glad its January

Person 2: Hell yea my birthdays this month!

Person 1: IKR?! mine too.

Person 2: who doesnt love January?

Person 1: only losers

8.) Last person you talked to?

Mom

The woman who loves you unconditionally from birth, the one who puts her kids before herself and the one who you can always count on above everyone else.

Just telling her your problems makes you feel better because mom's always know how to make it all go away.

Even if you fight, know that she's just looking out for your best interests.
Where would you be without your mom?


I respect and know this definition is true.

9.) One of your nicknames?

Temari

a vicious beast whose pH is unbalanced and who also has a nautical star tattoo but no brand.
watch out! it's dynor from the viciousest pineapple squad around!

WOW. It's suposed to be a shapeshifter. >.<'

I tag anyone who wants to do this.